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My lights would come on anyway
The TV can still scroll through shows
So I feel bit like a total tit
When I'm saying "please" to Alexa

My friend, the Finn, had just said 'hi'
And that's not the song that I meant
So I feel a bit like a total tit
When I'm saying "oh, sorry" to Siri

I didn't like it, now it's gone:
Right-click, unpin from task bar
But I felt a bit like a total tit
When I said "goodbye" to Cortana

"Don't be evil" was cast aside
But I can't escape their clutches
I'm powerless and so submit
Signing with blood, "OK Google"